I didn't notice this fiend of produce sitting, waiting, in my cart as I innocently swanned around the grocery store, nor did I lay eyes on his terrifying visage when I put his green, seedless bounty into the fridge.
It was only the next day, as I was snipping appetizingly grabbable clusters under a cool-water shower, that I beheld this sadistic product mascot in all his horrific splendour.
Boy, did I jump when I saw... GrapeKing.
Can you look directly at him? And if so, will you sleep tonight?
(But in any case, is that collar cabbage, or kale?)
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Behold! The King of Grapes!
All bow to his horrific malformed grape-bunch-head with kale* collar.
And if you don't, a curse upon thee grape king forsaker!
*I think Kale is a more appropriate choice, it's a curlier and frizzier green and offsets the King's sunken eyes better.
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